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Sung to the tune Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer.
Brian Cummings knocked out Bobby Allen
Right down here in the BC zone.
Bobby got his lights put out by Brian,
And now he's living in a nursing home.
Bobby Allen put his head down
Got hit by big number 13,
And now Bobby realizes
Why we call Cummings a wrecking machine.
Refrain
BC forwards think they're big shots,
Their defensemen think they're brave,
But if mess with Brian Cummings
The only place you'll land is in a grave.
Refrain.
Sung to the tune Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)
Chestnut Hill Roasting on an open fire,
Jerry York picking his nose,
Brian Gionta's a Christmas elf,
A hockey team that really blows.
Everybody knows that BC cannot win big games,
Beanpots or NC double As
Their prima donnas, their noses in the air,
But that's all right, that's okay.
They think that Santa is on his way,
They think he's gonna bring an NC double A
But every BC child is gonna cry
Because the Eagles have come here to die.
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
From all of us to all of you;
Although it's been said many time, many ways
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